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Letters to SND

 

Dear Humans,

 

We have left this space open to publish your letters to us, Ask us anything at all. We will answer any of the things you thought were mysteries, anything about us, about you, what really happens in space, why are we here, does that other human of the opposite sex really like me. Yes human, do not be afraind. Click here.

 

Dear SND

"I have been watching television shows about conspiracy theories, that footage of Bigfoot is pretty convincing. Is Bigfoot real. What about all those UFO sightings?" -  Olga - Sydney - Australia

 

Dear Olga,

Don't be ridiculous. There is no Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, Ghosts or any of those fanciful things you humans have created. Well, when I say there isn't, there kind of is. They exist in a place of collective thought in a dimension where if enough of you believe in something it's sum of interpretation in culminated. But this is a place that you humans can never reach. We have been there and visit regularly, we have learned much about you humans when we go there. This is where concepts like Santa Claus and other religious figures reside. If enough of you believe in something it manifests here, often in a bizarre a form quite different to what you expect. Take the Twoeth Fairy for instance, he is an odd middle aged, portly, heavily tattooed balding man who flutters around in a tiny pink Tu Tu with fish net stockings quoting Shakespeare and is addicted to the powder of crushed human teeth. Yes, it's quite a disturbing place really. But anyway, back to Bigfoot, that footage is actually of 'Plotter' he was trying on a few different costumes for a fancy dress party. We love fancy dress parties, it's just one way we can mingle with you humans and be safe. All your conspiracy theories humans, please stop. We are the only aliens to have ever visited your earth, all those UFO sightings, hoaxes I am afraid. None of you have successfully caught us on film yet, and you wont.

 

 

Dear SND

What does everything mean basically? - Chameleon - Athens, Greece

 

Dear Chameleon,

"Everything" is an interesting word. Your concept of "everything" is very tiny compared to what actually does exist. But to be precise, human, in context to your small knowledge of the Multiverse, the answer to this is quite simple. For you humans the answer is to stay hidden here in this tiny part of the Multiverse, do not go searching for what is out there and therefore making your selves known to the IZRAN. They will take everything you have. Believe it or not human, there is no other life anywhere else quite like earth, no where with so much freedom of choice and natural beauty. You have something very, very special, the last of its kind anywhere. So to sum up "basically" you humans are the "guardians" of something very special. Whilst your shell is on this planet do what you can to preserve Earth, once your shell is gone make sure your memory lives on. There is an energy in that memory that nothing anywhere can squander. In terms of the Multiverse the answer is, there is no answer. Everything has spiralled out of control, too far removed from nature. Virtual realities, power and greed have become the force.

 

So my dear friend Chameleon the best answer I can give you is 'Love' of your planet and eachother.

 

Dear SND

"Where do we go when we die?" - Gothgirl - Sao Paulo, Brazil

 

Dear Gothgirl,

Human, your last thought, your memory and conscience sets you up for where you will go. You create your final destination yourself in eternity in a dimension of collective thought. So, Human, be freed of this conundrum and be creative. It is a true saying you humans have "you are the master of your destiny"

 

Dear SND

"I don't think you really exist" - Skeptical - Christchurch, NZ

 

Dear, dear Skeptical,

My friend, how would you like us to prove ourselves to you? In fact, do not answer. We know exactly how to make you believe we are here. Sleep Tight.

 

Dear SND

"You bastards, that $%#@&*^ hurt. OK I believe you" - Skeptical - Christchurch, NZ

 

My dear, dear Skeptical,

Next time we will use a size 7 probe.